America's Got Talent: Kevin Skinner sings "If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks (video).
Episode of America's Got Talent, Kevin Skinner:
Hasselhoff: "How many chickens did you catch in a day?"
Hasselhoff: "How many chickens did you catch in a day?"
Skinner: "I'm not real good at math"), simple chicken-catching existence, mocked by the audience.
The parallels are almost too painfully evident: Their performances start, and suddenly the bratty little bitches in the audience who were cackling upon the performer's entrance are now aw-struck and mindlessly impressed, and then, everyone's favorite part of all-- cue the over-the-top praises from the judges. Yes, the performers are good and they are brave indeed to perform before a massive audience, but no, they are not the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Finally, strike up the Edwin McCain song to pull at the old heart strings and give us a clip of Skinner getting all teary backstage with Nick Cannon.
Finally, strike up the Edwin McCain song to pull at the old heart strings and give us a clip of Skinner getting all teary backstage with Nick Cannon.
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